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Naughty Gifts


Our range of naughty gifts are as follows and can be ordered through the form below. The gifts are as follows.  We have 3 new £10 gifts launched in December 2009 for Christmas ordering and beyond.


A Big Cock

Cost £10 -    WE WILL CONTACT YOU BY EMAIL REGARDING PAYMENT

You can buy your friend or loved one a Big Cock for Christmas or Birthday or any other occasion.  The certificate will say -

This is to certify that
YOUR NAME
Has bought you a Big Cock for (NAME OF OCCASION)
This has paid for the feeding of a rescued cockerel or hen at Farplace Animal Rescue for one year
 
We can add in additional words too.

 

Taking the Piss
 

COST £10 - WE WILL CONTACT YOU BY EMAIL REGARDING PAYMENT

The certificate will say.
 
This is to certify that
YOUR NAME
is taking the piss for you this Christmas (or other occasion)
They have bought you 20 litter tray disinfections
for rescued cats at Farplace Animal Rescue

We can add in additional words too.


 

Wild Pussy


COST £10 - WE WILL CONTACT YOU BY EMAIL REGARDING PAYMENT

The certificate will say.
 
This is to certify that you,
RECIPIENT'S NAME
are the recipient of
A WILD PUSSY
for Christmas (or other occasion)
YOUR NAME has purchased a month's feed for
a rescued resident cat at the St Strompus
Cat Hospice run by Farplace Animal Rescue
for feral cats with FIV (Feline HIV)

We can add in additional words too.

 

Raucous Rabbit
 

COST £10 - WE WILL CONTACT YOU BY EMAIL REGARDING PAYMENT

The certificate will say.
 
This is to certify that you,
RECIPIENT'S NAME
are the recipient of
A RAUCOUS RABBIT
for Christmas (or other occasion)
YOUR NAME has purchased a month's feed for
a rescued rabbit at Farplace Animal Rescue

We can add in additional words too.
 

Pussy Galore

Cost £25  - WE WILL CONTACT YOU BY EMAIL REGARDING PAYMENT


In this case, the certificate will say -
 
This is to certify that
YOUR NAME
Has bought you Pussy Galore for (NAME OF OCCASION)
This has made a donation paid towards the rescuing of domestic and feral cats at Farplace Animal Rescue.

Again, we can add in additional words too.

 

The Dog's Bollocks

Cost £50  - WE WILL CONTACT YOU BY EMAIL REGARDING PAYMENT


In this case, the certificate will say -
This is to certify that
YOUR NAME
Thinks you are THE DOGS BOLLOCKS
They have made a donation to Farplace Animal Rescue that has paid for the neutering of an animal.
 
Again, we can add in additional words too.




Naughty Virtual Gifts Order Form

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