The difference between cats and dogs
A dog walks up to you and thinks 'you feed me, you give me water, you give me shelter, you look after me - therefore you must be a god'
A cat walks up to you and thinks 'you feed me, you give me water, you give me shelter, you look after me - therefore I must be a god'
A dog sees you are putting up some shelves. S/he comes up to you, sits down and looks at you lovingly, thinking 'I don't know what you are doing but I love you anyway'
A cat walks past and thinks 'You really should be using 5 inch screws on that wall'
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